I had this donut for breakfast at the hotel we stayed at last week. I'm honestly at a loss to explain this one but I'm looking forward to when we can import these to America.
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Sweet, Sweet Chinese Cuisine
I had this donut for breakfast at the hotel we stayed at last week. I'm honestly at a loss to explain this one but I'm looking forward to when we can import these to America.
Bai Juyi's Top Ten
So there's an attitude that I vibe from the locals where they've evolved to a higher mental state, the sort that comes from years of hanging around coffeehouses before being picked by your dad to manage his air conditioner factory. Which isn't quite as bad as New Yorkers who get picked by their dad to manage other people's hedge funds, but it's the same idea. Wait, come to think of it, they have hedge funds here too.
But there's a city about 170 km to the west whose glories stretch back to the invention of rice, where gods and goddesses walked among men and divulged their secrets to the worthy. This is Hangzhou which, during three hundred years of the medieval era, was the largest city in the world with well over a million people. Today it still has a very cool lake that Lin and I visited last week.

The area was cultivated over the centuries by different governors and emperors and most recently by Mao Zedong. One of them was Bai Juyi, who had a half dozen other aliases and certainly some wicked special moves in Soul Caliber IV. He wrote the official poetry travel guide to the lake and enumerated ten scenes that were to be considered the most sublime, as in under the citrus. I recall that one of them required snowfall and another one required a harvest moon. I don't remember what the rest were but I took enough photos that I certainly pegged one by accident. Ohk, now I remember the rustling lotus blossoms that we encountered. Those were on the list.

It was a very hot day that we rode around the lake. The humidity wasn't stifling but by the time we made it halfway around I realized that I'd spent nearly thirty yuan just on liquids. We explored a bit of the hills and came across a grotto clustered with locals. They were happily lying on blankets, playing cards in the shade. It seemed a whole lot more comfortable than a day at the beach.

For the most part I've been taking it easy until my professor and my coworkers return from their vacations. After I return to Beijing next week I'll have more time to travel and I'm currently deciding between the Yunnan highlands or the Borneo jungle. It's about time I had a vacation where I packed a machete and a flare gun.
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Dollar Medical Care
I paid the receptionist eight yuan and she handed me a pocket-sized medical chartbook that I stuffed in my back pocket along with a few other stamped receipts. My girlfriend then led me into an adjacent building whose waiting room consisted of a three-seated bench in a hall outside an administrative office. There were four other men in line with me and I was led into the office within five or six minutes. It resembled strikingly that of my high school counselor's office. Two desks were placed back to back where two women in white discussed things with three patients who sat on nearby stools. After fifteen seconds one of the patients left and I was given his seat. My sock and shoe dangled from laces in my hand while the nurse glanced at it, exchanged a few words with my girlfriend, and led me around the corner to a larger room with a table big enough to lie on that was covered in white butcher paper. So far so good.
The patients outside had been wandering around with tiny thermometers in their mouths but I was neither weighed nor pulse-checked as the nurse got straight to work. Again, there's a certain unfamiliarity with the medical system here that prevents me from calling my caretaker a doctor. She wore no nametag and I've gotten into the habit of identifying doctors by their stethoscopes and starched collars. She wore a simple white smock and spoke to me in English as she rummaged through a tin toolbox on the counter. "You're a big baby," she said, "you need a mother to cut those toenails."
"That's not something that my mother ever did," I chuckled.
"Call her up and tell her you have a new one," she squeezed my nail between a pair of scissors that would have had trouble with a manila envelope. On good days my toenails are hideous yellow crinkled scoops that I attend to with a variety of power sanders. Cutting close to the toe hurts a bit, but by the time she had cut enough away to get at the infected cut I had swooned and was delivering short, rapid breaths. The nurse administered iodine and bandaged the digit up snugly, dabbing away the fresh blood that she had spilled. I was allowed to recover in the adjacent room and while my mind was hazy at this point I don't recall her washing her hands before the next patient came through the door.
The term 'developing nation' was dropped a dozen times a day while discussing things with the Party officials and their lackeys, an asterisk that accompanied admitted moral or procedural shortcomings. But seriously, how developed do you need to be to wash your frigging hands? My mother would have washed her hands, even if she would have done it with recycled bathwater. Yeah, I know I should stop complaining and visit Wenchuan where things are now completely undeveloped.
I met a couple of Canadian folks yesterday up in Zhongshan Park at the expat coffee get-together. They'd arrived from BC on Friday and for a while I was the only other westerner they could talk to about the lay of the land. They were the classic mech-e/schoolteacher combo with matching forest green shirts and a pair of toddlers poking around. Yeah, I've been here for seventy days and I could tell them about what to pay for food, taxis, how to get around and find a good illegal cab and cheap handsome suits. I told them to enjoy the weather now that the rains had passed and the smog had yet to return. The man commented that so far the air was cleaner than he had expected.
"No, it's really not. My snot has finally turned black. Yours probably will too after a few months."
The schoolteacher blanched as she pulled her son away from the decor. "That... must have been very upsetting. To blow your nose one day and see it turn black."
"Not that upsetting. It's more of a gradual thing," I said.
Sunday, July 6, 2008
The Collaboration Happy Bus of International Prosperity
All the problems in Shanghai seem like they're multiplied in Beijing. The traffic's gnarlier with work crews, earth movers, jaywalkers and jaydrivers. There are fewer metro cars with more people packed onto them and the stations have enough crowd control barriers that it feels like navigating an ant farm. All the surfaces seem coated with grit; the air is dustier and by the end of the week I was waking up with asthma problems. Despite what I thought earlier about the construction, July 11 is the official cutoff date according to an architect friend-of-a-friend and until then crews are working nonstop.
This was all a source of pride to the government reps who greeted us the morning after our arrival. We had been bussed to a panel at seven-thirty, with most of us not getting breakfast, to attend a series of presentations where every other powerpoint slide was an exponential curve to demonstrate China's exponential-ness. I was getting edgy though and snuck out near the beginning of the third talk. It had been a few days since my last Lexapro and I needed some vodka and razor blades.
I didn't find either though I did come across a short-order place where I bought an entire basket of dumplings for four kuai, like fifty-six cents. By the time I made it back to the lecture hall the last talk was wrapping up and half the attendees were rolling their heads around on their desks.
I could have fed the entire contingent for six bucks but we were about to head back to the cafeteria at base camp anyway. We were staying on the campus of the Chinese University of Mining Technology located in the northwest of the city. Our hotel was labeled as a cultural exchange center and other than our group I noticed a few American students there, some of whom could have been teenagers. The accommodations were decent enough with each of us assigned to separate rooms that had multiple beds. The concrete floors were covered with a thin municipal building sort of red carpet and while the beds were hard and uncomfortable we were so exhausted each evening that falling asleep wasn't a problem. A long-banged fuwuyuan was stationed at the end of the hallway to attend to our needs provided we look up the appropriate words in our pocket dictionaries.
The niftiest feature of my hotel room was that switching on the main power required inserting a dongle on the room key into a breaker slot. There was also a console built into the bedside table that controlled the AC and room lights. Supposedly no hot water was available between 10 and 5 in the afternoon though I didn't really notice if that was true. My room overlooked a chunk of campus that was unremarkable and occasionally traversed by clusters of students in their graduation gowns.
I know I'm in the habit of hating on Americans but this fellowship turned out a fine group of Yanks. The metiers weren't skewed towards engineering either-- there were linguists, geologists, a couple evolutionary biologists and a bona fide paleontologist. Within the first day or so the so-called 'dynamic' had set in. A tall, charismatic Indian mechanical engineer (I have actually met mechanical engineers who don't fit this description) revealed his past travels of the area and became the defacto student body rep (though officially this title belonged to the entomologist). He wore a different club t-shirt each day of the week and had the most exquisite eyelashes I've recalled seeing on a man.
There was a six-foot-four narrow-faced vegetarian whose studies had taken him to Iowa State, though for what I remain uncertain. The only things I know about my home state university are its condensed matter program and its prohibition of alcohol. The tall vegetarian enjoyed frisbee, knew how to juggle, and took special care to place his go stones in the proper manner between the middle and index fingers. His t-shirt proclaimed the 10th anniversary of the Onion Creek Cloggers' Festival.
For on the spot translation we relied on a USC ABC woman to communicate with clerks and a Princeton Hong Kong native to read menus. The chatty SoCal linguist and Jane Austen fan was fluent in Mandarin but couldn't read it, while the more subdued atmospheric scientist and Pink Floyd aficionado could read thousands of characters but spoke only Cantonese.
Only time prevents me from going into more detail of the personalities involved in the contingent. It was really such a full week that I knew would take several posts to recount, so if you check back later there will be more to come.
Saturday, July 5, 2008
Monster Ant! Run!!


Other than work not much is happening in Shanghai. The rains here seem to have come to an end and our air conditioning has arrived just in time for the heat. The sky is clearer than it's ever been and I can even see stars in the night sky.
My bike was stolen again last night, cable locks and all. It happened while I went to play badminton. By the time I had showered and returned to the lab it was dark so I ran downstairs to bring my bike inside. I spent ten minutes looking through the hutches but it had vanished. I realize that it's a common problem around here but really the campus could go a long way by installing lights in the freaking plazas. A couple nights ago I passed a girl as I was walking through the hedges and as I said "Excuse me," she shrieked and leaped backward into the hedge. She probably thought I was a giant tree ant, an albino one anyway.
Monday, June 23, 2008
Back From Beijing
I doubt I'll have much time to update until Sunday but I did upload a kajillion pictures.
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Siblings
He chuckled. "It's funny that none of my students realize just how polluted this country is. They've lived with it their whole lives and most of them have never even visited the western part of China. Whenever there's anything in the news about pollution it's about how much the U.S. and Europe are responsible for global warming. They're pretty shocked when I show them statistics that China has like 22 of the 30 worst polluted cities in the world but it's true even when they look it up themselves."
I took his bag of food we'd bought at the House of the Inscrutable and Venerable Colonel as he unlocked the door. Tony had been the first American I met in China who wasn't completely piss drunk, though in all fairness the other ones I'd seen were around Nanjing Road at four o'clock in the morning. He and his Atlantan wife have been English teachers here for a couple years and live just a couple blocks south of my campus-- I had literally bumped into him at the corner bank.
The apartment was well furnished and more comfortable and well-lit than the exterior building
suggested. A pair of Taiwanese guests were also there, but all three women spent their dinner talking amongst themselves in heavily accented Chinese and cooing over Tony and Charity's baby daughter while Tony and I compared notes about life over here (ok, I admit I cooed at the baby too).
Pollution is being solved here the way it seems the government solves all their problems-- massive remobilization. Since March, all construction on new structures has ceased in Beijing and all urban factories have been relocated to the edges of the province. Even still it's unlikely that the air will clear up well enough for the Olympics but I should have a better notion of that once I go to Beijing next week.
As Tony reiterated, what mattered the most were peoples' perceptions. There's a particular Shanghai native I encountered at the expats' weekly lunch in Zhongshan Park (lunch wasn't actually in the park but at a restraunt in the shopping complex nearby). Anyway this fellow is a 22-yr-old econ student named Yao (no relation) Zhang (no relation) who was too eager to talk with me after lunch was ended. First I told him that I was going to get on the train and he said 'oh me too we can ride together' and then I changed my mind and said that I needed a walk after eating such a big meal and he said 'oh that's a great idea i'll come with you'. Unable to be rid of him I cross examined him as we strolled around the park.

Shanghai was the greatest city in China, Yao boasted, much cleaner than those dirty crime-ridden towns Guangzhou and Shenzhen to the south and much clearer than Beijing. Indeed it was the first sunny day I'd experienced downtown and I took as many pictures around the park as I could. When I asked what he thought of China's leaders he was forthright and unhesitant with admiration for them, though he regretted that officials have become more corrupt since the reigns of Mao and Deng. I asked what would happen if uniformed men appeared at his door one night to send him to a farm as was common in the 1960s.
"They could not do this," he said.
"There are laws?" I asked.
"Yes, Deng Xiaopeng made new laws."
"But the laws could change?"
"No, this all happened when China is very poor."
On the one hand it's unfortunate that I don't speak the language and must resort to asking leading questions and putting words in people's mouths but even still I found our exchange over the One Child Policy bizarre. I prefaced my questions by reminding him that the U.S.S.R. encouraged women to have as many babies as they could and special awards were given to those who had ten children with the same husband.
"What if tomorrow Hu Jintao said families could have more children? You just said that the population was too high but would you agree if the One Child Policy were suspended?"
"Yes."
"You'd be ok with that?"
"Yes."
"And if they changed it back you'd be ok with that as well?"
"Yes."
Yao's English had proven very fluent earlier but he offered no provisos or parentheticals. At a loss for words I patted him on the back and offered to buy him an ice cream cone.
Other people like Junjian, the teacher and laser fusion researcher who works in the office next to mine, are more consistent. She sees the Policy as a grim necessity though she looks wistful when she says she wants two children. "You want a little girl and a little boy?" I ask.
"Yes!" she beams. Junjian has a thirteen year old brother which was permitted since she herself was born before the policy went into effect, or something along those lines. Yes, this woman is older than me:
Chinese share a national unity that I don't encounter in America, perhaps it only existed in my country during the post-WWII boom and maybe not even then. They take offense at public criticisms of their government (my coworkers actually took a bus trip to Atlanta to protest this guy) but they are pleased to discuss issues one-on-one with curious westerners. At the same time, they lambast western-concocted fallacies in a manner that they could never level against their own state-run media. By and large they are very proud of what they are accomplishing. For the past couple centuries, China has been a declining empire, a British colony and opium den, a Japanese colony and slaughterhouse, a socialist experiment gone haywire. Now they're the fastest growing economy in the world and the host of international celebrations. People are very optimistic.
And they're excited about western culture. Most popular American products among the Chinese are the NBA, music videos, KFC and Mickey Mouse. They share a unhealthy predilection for inappropriate t-shirts as well.
The portending doom question that journalists like to ask is whether Chinese admire American independence more than American wealth. I don't know if you'd even make a definitive statement about Americans with regards to that. I am uploading an English assignment that a student gave me to correct for her. I ended up correcting more of her teacher's grammar than her own but the content of the passage was more interesting. Next week I will meet up with the other American students in Beijing. I don't know whether I'll be able to post another entry but at least I should have plenty of things to talk about when I return.

